Welcome fair adventurer (as if)! Exploding orcs, vorpal squirrels, and armies that travel on their stomachs await! If that’s not enough, there’s sure to be phat lewtage, and more than one village raped and a fair orge damsel pillaged.. or is it the other way round? Who cares? When you are done.. you’ll prolly just burn the evidence and wind up afterwards.. At the bar!

..it always begins.. "At the Bar"